“My feet were on a Nittany Lion, the nemesis of my alma mater (P-I-T-T…LET’S GO PITT!!), all of the way to Georgia.”

“Ladies and gentleman, please give me the pleasure of first introducing…my gearheads. My mentors. My universal guides.”

“I have now been unemployed for 2 whole days.”

“Ahhhhh…S#!%!!…Angel, I just felt a “pop”, can we walk for a few blocks?”

“On January 19th, 2021, I made the decision to design my own life.”